Wouldn’t you like to be a Pepper, too?

I have not been guilty of any panic buying. I am down to my last roll of toilet paper, although a co-worker is going to give me some tomorrow. When I was at United Grocery Outlet the other day, they were selling six-packs of paper towels, and that seemed like panic buying, but there was literally no other option — you never know what you’re going to find at UGO on any given day, and they didn’t have any singles or double-roll packs, just the six packs. And I needed toilet paper.

Anyway, today I bought two 12-packs of soda, when one might have sufficed. But it…