Those notorious Swoveralls

or, How I became the hit of the Slawburger Festival and the fashion plate of the bowling alley

Let’s be clear up front: I have a gut. Too much of a gut. I am obese. There, I’ve said it. Because of the gut, belts are sometimes uncomfortable for me. If I sit for a long time, a belt buckle or a too-wide, too-stiff belt can cut into me and make me…